Anaconda Attack
Auch ein Fundstueck: Ein Text, der von einem amerikanischen Funkamateur bereits vor einigen Jahren in das Packet-Radio-Netz eingespielt wurde. Unbestaetigten Quellen zufolge soll dieser Text aus einem Handbuch fuer eine amerikanische "Friedenstruppe" stammen, die im Amazonas-Jungel arbeitet. Also, beim naechsten Gang in den Wald besonders vorsichtig sein :)
1. If you are attacked by an Anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than than you are.
2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another.
3. Tuck in your chin.
4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
5. DO NOT PANIC !!!
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the and always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. DO NOT PANIC !!!
7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You MUST lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.
8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly, and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake’s mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake’s head.
9. Be sure you have your knife.
10. Be sure your knife is sharp.
Die Punkte 9) und 10) haette man durchaus auch zusammenfassen und vor allen Dingen vor Punkt 8) nennen koennen… :))
